Sports Junkie

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Who is this Button for?

Fans spiritually and financially devoted to their heroes.

Viewers who curse, cheer and boo at their TV screens and phones.

Worshippers at sports stadiums, the great cathedrals of contemporary religion.

Provocative Suggestions

Relish the herd mentality by wearing your team's colours[1] every day.

Curb your sports budget by limiting your expenditure to 46% of your income.

Don’t feel guilty about being irritable when your team loses.

Keep your sports widow sweet by buying her/him a trinket every now and then.

Quotations

The sports team from my area is superior to the sports team from your area.

(The Onion T-shirt)


Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

(Bill Shankly, legendary manager of Liverpool FC)


Let them eat sport.

(Dana Kidson)

Something to consider

Playing a little can be fun and healthy.

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Notes

  1. So what if they are garish, synthetic and overpriced, it’s really necessary for your team to get as much free advertising as possible.