I'm Special

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Who is this Button for?

Celebrities, politicians, sporting heroes, pop idols and movie stars with an ‘attitude problem’.

All children.

Demanders of preferential treatment.

Snowflakes.

Provocative Suggestions

Avoid regular people who cannot appreciate the ‘special needs’ of an icon such as you.

Condescendingly belittle, fire or sue anyone disputing your entitlement to privileges.

Always travel First Class. If you can’t afford it, this button doesn’t really suit you.

Quotation

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)


Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.

(Jose Mourinho)


No memory of having starred

Atones for later disregard,

Or keeps the end from being hard.

(from Provide, Provide by Robert Frost)

Something to consider

You are indeed special - and so is everyone else.

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