Excuse me for breathing
Who is this Button for?
Soft speakers, low-talkers[1] and other whisperers.
The insecure.
Snorers.
Provocative Suggestions
Low talkers: Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!
At least have mercy on the hard of hearing.
The insecure: The world has plenty of loudmouths but is desperately short of intelligent listeners like yourself.
Snorers: Assert your inalienable right to a fair share of oxygen, even when you are asleep.
Quotations
I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.
(Les Dawson)
Religions are numberless
sects many
yet all follow only two ways:
one takes you to knowledge
and the other to love.
Reaching the goal
one discovers with surprise
that there is no knowledge
separate from love;
that, truly, love is knowledge
and that the secret gate
to both is one:
the breath.
(C.M. Chen)
Something to consider
It's your birthright. Really...
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Notes
- ↑ low-talker – (related terms: close talker, high talker, puffy shirt) 1. a person who talks in a low, soft voice. 2. nobody hears anything when a low talker speaks. 3. may cause the listener to accidentally nod their head and say “yes” and “oh, sure” and end up wearing a funny/puffy shirt 4. quote: “She’s one of those low-talkers. You can’t hear a word she’s saying! You’re always going ‘excuse me’, what was that?” — Jerry Seinfeld (The Seinfeld Dictionary: Words About Nothing http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2007/12/30/low-talker/)