Desperate for a blowjob

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Who is this Button for?

Devotees of fellatio and cunnilingus.

Blue-balled blokes too lazy to be nice enough to be rewarded with one.

Those too afraid to ask.

Provocative Suggestions

Become an expert at giving oral sex.[1]


For men: Kindness, thoughtfulness, praise, generosity, gentleness and timing of touch, frequent stroking and massages are reliable routes to success - but the effort involved just isn't worth it.


For non-swallowers and dieters: It's only 5-25 calories per serving.

Quotations

Talking is excellent exercise for the mouth’s all important oral sex muscles.

(P.J.O’Rourke, American humorist)


You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

(Maureen Lipman - actress)


Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

(Barbara Bush)

Something to consider

What goes around comes around.

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