Deranged Divorcee

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Who is this Button for?

Those impoverished by divorce.

Those financially impoverished by divorce.

Those sexually impoverished by divorce.

Provocative Suggestions

Cultivate the art of the vituperative snipe.

Insist that your children take sides in the on-going argument with your ex.

Make your divorce an enriching experience.[1]

Sue your lawyers[2]for failing to get you the financial settlement you always knew you deserved.

Quotations

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

(Robin Williams)


Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

(Alfred Hitchcock)

Something to consider

Enjoying your new life is your best bet as well as your finest revenge.

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Notes

  1. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.(Zsa Zsa Gabor)
  2. A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.(Jean Kerr)