Dedicated Commuter

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Who is this Button for?

Anyone unnecessarily spending many valuable, waking hours getting to and from work.

Provocative Suggestions

Cheer up and sing along with the Seven Dwarfs:

‘Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go,

We work all day, we get no pay,

Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.’[1]

Quotations

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?[2]

(George Carlin)


Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space[3], after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.[4]

(Bill Vaughn)


It is better to travel well than to arrive.

(Buddha)

Something to consider

If possible, end the pain of commuting – by moving your job, your home or both.


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Notes

  1. Lyrics from song in Snow White and the seven dwarfs (Disney, 1937)
  2. Warning: Beware of the superficiality of jokes that begin with: 'Have you ever noticed...' not that George Carlin was a lite comedian - quite the opposite.
  3. Achieved: Uri Gagarin, April 12, 1961.
  4. Achieved by some and almost achieved by many.