Cash Dispenser

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Who is this Button for?

People whose partners and dependents assume they are money-making machines.

Parents whose children only visit them when they need money.

Provocative Suggestions

Never forget your responsibility to the people who depend on your handouts.

You will be judged by the quality of your family’s clothes, cars and vacations; spend accordingly.

Inform all the freeloaders and leeches that you have a cash flow crisis and are in desperate need of a loan yourself.[1]

Quotations

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed'. [2]

(Dorothy Parker)


When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

(Oscar Wilde)


God loveth a cheerful giver.

(KJV Bible, 2 Corinthians 9)

Something to consider

Give more of yourself and (maybe) less of your money.

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Notes

  1. Always remember that even ATMs (automated teller machines) occasionally run out of money or go wrong and refuse to cough up. Why should you be expected to perform better than them?
  2. Alas cheques are hardly used today, but the email that accompanies the record of an online bank transfer provides a good platform for you to wrap your gifts in the requisite generosity of spirit.