Who is this Button for?
Cybernauts who spend an unhealthy amount of time online.
Anyone who consciously or unconsciously prefers virtual reality to real life.
Starers at screens who know that technology is absolute proof of human evolution. 
Like, tweet and instagram your way to happiness.
Vaccinate yourself (and your square-faced lover) against your natural enemy, the virus.
Navigate safely back to planet Earth.
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
(Robert Wilensky, Professor of computer science)
TV ushered in the age of postliteracy. And we have gone so far beyond that. I mean, what with the Internet and Google and Wikipedia. We have entered the age of post-intelligence.
(P. J. O'Rourke)
The single biggest existential threat that's out there, I think, is cyber.
Something to consider
Real life is also worth a try.
- This addiction has several sub-types: eg. cybersex addiction, online auction addiction as well as addiction to online trading and gambling. For trolls see Just Trolling button
- As this cartoon clearly shows.
- Trolling ([] and snapchatting are also forms of internet intercourse that have much to recommend them.
- Then upgrade your button to @herenow (available from www.almosthappy.com)