Latest revision as of 10:32, 3 August 2019

Who is this Button for?

Loyal fans of the Western World’s favourite hobby ^[1]

Sentimental non-millennials who still watch mainstream television.

Be grateful to the programme sponsors whose expensive advertisements make television such awesome entertainment.

Feel privileged to be able to sit in an armchair and ‘monitor’ our troubled world rather than take part in it.

What with box sets and Netflix you need never be bored!

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

(Woody Allen)

Develop a little individual creativity.

↑ You have to be loyal to eschew the internet in favour of what is dished up to you on television.

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+[[File:Tv-slave.jpg|thumb|400px|right|link=https://almosthappy.com/tv-slave|View at https://almosthappy.com/tv-slave]]
 =Who is this Button for?=
 Loyal fans of the Western World’s favourite hobby
 <ref>You have to be loyal to eschew the internet in favour of what is dished up to you on television.</ref>
+Sentimental non-millennials who still watch mainstream television.
 =Provocative Suggestions=
-Be grateful to the program(me) sponsors whose expensive advertisements make television such awesome entertainment.
+Be grateful to the programme sponsors whose expensive advertisements make television such awesome entertainment.
 Feel privileged to be able to sit in an armchair and ‘monitor’ our troubled world rather than take part in it.
+What with box sets and Netflix you need never be bored!
 =Quotations=