On the Phone
Who is this Button for?
Modern people for whom life can be a distraction from electronic intercourse.
Most other humans.
Praise the heavens for an invention greater than the wheel! 
Use the phone case to warn people to keep their distance.
When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to alert motorists that your mind is elsewhere.
The cell phone has become the adult's transitional object, replacing the toddler's teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.
I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?
You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.
Something to consider
Upgrade your relationships with eye contact and touch.
- Evidence: 1. More people can and do use cell phones than can ride bikes or cars. 2. The cell phone is non-violent, while the wheel has blood on its spokes.
- This button also explains to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talkng to yourself.
- Which just goes to show what a wonderfully comforting invention the cell phone really is.