Who is this Button for?

Modern people for whom life can be a distraction from an important phone conversation.

Six billion men, women and children worldwide.

Provocative Suggestions

Praise the heavens for an invention greater than the wheel! ^[1]

Use the phone case to warn people to keep their distance.

When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to alert motorists that your mind is elsewhere.^[2]

The cell phone has become the adult's transitional object, replacing the toddler's teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.^[3]

(Margaret Heffernan)

I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?

(Sharon Stone)

You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.

(Jim Lehrer)

Upgrade your relationships with eye contact and touch.

↑ Evidence: 1. More people can and do use cell phones than can ride bikes or cars. 2. The cell phone is non-violent, while the wheel has blood on its spokes.
↑ This button also explains to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talkng to yourself.
↑ Which just goes to show what a wonderfully comforting invention the cell phone really is.