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When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to explain to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talking to yourself. | When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to explain to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talking to yourself. | ||
Revision as of 20:30, 4 March 2018
Who is this Button for?
Modern people for whom life can be a distraction from electronic intercourse.
Most other humans.
Provocative Suggestions
Praise the heavens for an invention greater than the wheel! [1]
(Use the phone case to warn people to keep their distance.)
Prioritise upgrading your phone and buying an app for every need.
When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to explain to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talking to yourself.
Quotations
The cell phone has become the adult's transitional object, replacing the toddler's teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.[2]
(Margaret Heffernan)
I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?
(Sharon Stone)
You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.
(Jim Lehrer)
Something to consider
Upgrade your relationships with eye contact and touch.