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Revision as of 18:23, 29 August 2016
Who is this Button for?
Modern people for whom life can be a distraction from electronic intercourse.
Most millionaires, mult-millionnaires and billionnaires.
Most other humans.
Provocative Suggestions
Praise the heavens for an invention greater than the wheel! [1]
Use the phone case to warn people to keep their distance.
When using handsfree be sure to wear the button to alert motorists that your mind is elsewhere.[2]
Quotations
The cell phone has become the adult's transitional object, replacing the toddler's teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.[3]
(Margaret Heffernan)
I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?
(Sharon Stone)
You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.
(Jim Lehrer)
Something to consider
Upgrade your relationships with eye contact and touch.
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Notes
- ↑ Evidence: 1. More people can and do use cell phones than can ride bikes or cars. 2. The cell phone is non-violent, while the wheel has blood on its spokes.
- ↑ This button also explains to passers-by that you are involved in an intelligent telecommunication and not psychotically talkng to yourself.
- ↑ Which just goes to show what a wonderfully comforting invention the cell phone really is.