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Wage slaves and disgruntled jobholders. | Wage slaves and disgruntled jobholders. | ||
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Grovel before your superiors and kick the backsides of your inferiors. | Grovel before your superiors and kick the backsides of your inferiors. | ||
Give thanks daily for not being unemployed. | Give thanks daily for not being unemployed. | ||
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The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. | The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:32, 24 May 2020
View at https://almosthappy.com/employee
Who is this Button for?
Wage slaves and disgruntled jobholders.
Workers required to urinate into a bottle.
Honey bees and ants.
Provocative Suggestions
Always appear to be busy.
Grovel before your superiors and kick the backsides of your inferiors.
Give thanks daily for not being unemployed.
Quotations
The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.
(Mark Twain)
The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.
(Germaine Greer)
Everyone has been made for some particular work, and the desire for that work has been put in every heart.
(Rumi)
Something to consider
A core sense of self-worth - whatever your circumstances at work.