Who is this Button for?
Lounge lizards, lotus eaters, funkers, and other sitizens.
Do-littles favouring a sedentary lifestyle.
Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, sound system, television, cable channels and broadband connection.
Buy junk food in bulk to save money.
Ensure that your wife, husband or flatmate are always happy to see/serve you.
Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Something to consider
It has been scientifically proven that even a very small investment in daily exercise often pays huge dividends in your health.