Who is this Button for?
Lounge lizards, lotus eaters, funkers, and other sitizens.
Do-littles favouring a sedentary lifestyle.
Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, hi fi, television, cable channels and broadband connection.
A direct connection from living room to kitchen is useful.
Buy junk food in bulk to save money.
Ensure that your wife, husband or flatmate are always happy to see/serve you.
Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Something to consider
It has been scientifically proven that even a very small investment in daily exercise often pays huge dividends in your health.