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Who is this Button for?

Lounge lizards, lotus eaters, funkers, and other sitizens.

Do-littles favouring a sedentary lifestyle.

Provocative Suggestions

Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, hi fi, television, cable channels and broadband connection.

A direct connection from living room to kitchen is useful.

Buy junk food in bulk to save money.

Ensure that your wife, husband or flatmate are always happy to see/serve you.

Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

(Milan Kundera)

Something to consider

It has been scientifically proven that even a very small investment in daily exercise often pays huge dividends in your health. [1]