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Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, sound system, television, cable channels and broadband connection.
 
Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, sound system, television, cable channels and broadband connection.
  
Buy junk food in bulk to save money.
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Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.
  
Ensure that your wife, husband or flatmate are always happy to see/serve you.
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Tip those magnificent men on motorbikes who risk their lives to deliver your nutrition.
 
 
Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.
 
  
 
=Quotations=
 
=Quotations=

Revision as of 17:57, 26 December 2018

Who is this Button for?

Lounge lizards, lotus eaters, funkers, and other sitizens.

Do-littles favouring a sedentary lifestyle.

Provocative Suggestions

Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, sound system, television, cable channels and broadband connection.

Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.

Tip those magnificent men on motorbikes who risk their lives to deliver your nutrition.

Quotations

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

(Milan Kundera)

Something to consider

It has been scientifically proven that even a very small investment in daily exercise often pays huge dividends in your health. [1]

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Notes