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=Provocative Suggestions=
 
=Provocative Suggestions=
 
Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, hi fi, television, cable channels and broadband connection.
 
Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, hi fi, television, cable channels and broadband connection.
 
A direct connection from living room to kitchen is useful.
 
  
 
Buy junk food in bulk to save money.
 
Buy junk food in bulk to save money.

Revision as of 20:38, 4 March 2018

Who is this Button for?

Lounge lizards, lotus eaters, funkers, and other sitizens.

Do-littles favouring a sedentary lifestyle.

Provocative Suggestions

Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, track suits, hi fi, television, cable channels and broadband connection.

Buy junk food in bulk to save money.

Ensure that your wife, husband or flatmate are always happy to see/serve you.

Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.

Quotations

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

(Milan Kundera)

Something to consider

It has been scientifically proven that even a very small investment in daily exercise often pays huge dividends in your health. [1]

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Notes