Vitamin Cruncher

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Who is this Button for?

Frequenters of Health Food Shops.

Owners of vitamin dispensers.

Composers of long lists of vitamin, mineral and food supplements.

Provocative Suggestions

Multivitamin, mineral complexes and powdered foods are superior to fruit and vegetables because they are designed by top scientists.

Take care not to stain you underclothes with the bright yellow fluorescence of Vitamin Pee.


Be the kind of person who takes supplements - then skip the supplements.

(Michael Pollan, Food Rules: An Eater's Manual)

The excitement of vitamins, nutrition and metabolism permeated the environment.

(Paul D. Boyer, Professor of BIochemistry)

My most important recommendation is that you take vitamins every day in optimum amounts to supplement the vitamins that you receive in your food.

(Linus Pauling, Biochemist and twice Nobel Prize Laureate[1])

Something to consider

What's eating you is also important. [2]



  1. Peace 1954. Chemistry 1962
  2. However it's very hard to make a convincing case against taking one quality vitamin mineral complex a day - so Almost Happy® will be launching our own (expensive but high quality) yellow pill very soon.