Who is this Button for?
The vengeful, the greedy and other ‘victims’.
Anyone collaborating with a lawyer in the search for easy money.
Certain types of lawyers (you know who you are).
If in doubt, litigate.
Enjoy your symbiotic relationship with the legal profession; lawyers need you as much as you need them.
Follow the example of many successful criminals and become an amateur lawyer yourself. 
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.
A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
Something to consider
A life free of litigation has its advantages.
Almost Happy will definitely sue anyone who uses our buttons on any product without our explicit permission. We mean this. This warning is not reverse psychology!
- 'Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.' (Will Rogers)