I Sue

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Who is this Button for?

The vengeful, the greedy and other ‘victims’.

Anyone collaborating with a lawyer in the search for easy money.

Certain types of lawyers (you know who you are).

Provocative Suggestions

If in doubt, litigate.

Enjoy your symbiotic relationship with the legal profession; lawyers need you as much as you need them.

Follow the example of many successful criminals and become an amateur lawyer yourself.

Quotations

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

(Ambrose Bierce)

I'm in the real world, some people try to steal from me, and I stop them, frequently, take them to court. I love a good lawsuit. It's fun.

(Alan Alda)

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.

(George Herbert)

Something to consider

A life free of litigation has its advantages.

Legal Warning

Almost Happy will definitely sue anyone who uses our buttons on any product without our explicit permission. We mean this. This warning is not reverse psychology!