Who is this Button for?
People who have made up their minds and prefer not to be confused by facts.
Perfectionists who see things in black and white and are sure that grey is a horrible colour.
Other self-righteous people.
Men: Ask yourself repeatedly ‘Do I want to be right or do I want to get laid?’
Women: Enhance your social status by reminding everyone that ‘I told you so.’
Parents: Vigorously exploit your absolute authority – while you still have it.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
I do not have the nagging doubt of ever wondering whether, perhaps, I am wrong.
(Dr. Hendrik Verwoerd, aka 'The Architect of Apartheid')
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
(Ogden Nash, A Word to Husbands)
Something to consider
A little humility can do you no harm.