I'm Better than This
Who is this Button for?
People who only look like losers.
Anyone who is repeatedly and inexplicably misunderestimated.
Find a job with a uniform; it will make you feel important, impress your friends and intimidate strangers.
Be consoled by the fact that many people like you have held high office in life.
The tragedy of being an underachiever is that I know what I should be, but reality keeps telling me that I'm wrong.
Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
Improvement begins with I.
(Arnold H. Glasow)
Something to consider
It's always worth smartening up your act.
- And the camera, camcorder and CCTV of course.