Excuse me for breathing

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Who is this Button for?

Soft speakers, low-talkers[1] and other whisperers.

The insecure.

Snorers.

Provocative Suggestions

Low talkers: Are you a man or a mouse? Squeak up!

At least have mercy on the hard of hearing.

The insecure: The world has plenty of loudmouths but is desperately short of intelligent listeners like yourself.

Snorers: Assert your inalienable right to a fair share of oxygen, even when you are asleep.

Quotations

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

(Les Dawson)


Religions are numberless

sects many

yet all follow only two ways:

one takes you to knowledge

and the other to love.

Reaching the goal

one discovers with surprise

that there is no knowledge

separate from love;

that, truly, love is knowledge

and that the secret gate

to both is one:

the breath.


(C.M. Chen)

Something to consider

It's your birthright. Really...

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Notes

  1. low-talker – (related terms: close talker, high talker, puffy shirt) 1. a person who talks in a low, soft voice. 2. nobody hears anything when a low talker speaks. 3. may cause the listener to accidentally nod their head and say “yes” and “oh, sure” and end up wearing a funny/puffy shirt 4. quote: “She’s one of those low-talkers. You can’t hear a word she’s saying! You’re always going ‘excuse me’, what was that?” — Jerry Seinfeld (The Seinfeld Dictionary: Words About Nothing http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2007/12/30/low-talker/)