Who is this Button for?

Lounge lizards, lotus eaters, funkers, and other sitizens.

Do-littles favouring a sedentary lifestyle.

Provocative Suggestions

Always buy the best quality slippers, loafers, tracksuits, sound system, television, cable channels and broadband connection.

Never do anything if a machine can do it for you.

Tip those magnificent men on motorbikes who risk their lives to deliver your nutrition.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

(Milan Kundera)

It has been scientifically proven that even a very small investment in daily exercise often pays huge dividends in your health. ^[1]